by Ayman El Kayman, 07/13/2010
françafricain The President has had enough: after a week of the strike, he has all redundant and decided to take the opportunity to proceed with great upheaval, a prelude to the birth of 5a.
Because, you see, all departmental staff and étato-Secretarial had launched a protest movement sense: they demanded the right to pensions consistent, regardless of the number of years spent in morocco and folding .
Grand Toubab (also known as PTT, Small to Toubab Heels) consulted its GCP (Grand Fragrant Accountant): "Say, Miss Lily asks if we can afford to fund it." Great response Lili: "No way to finance your incapable of Viagra."
Once dismissed the strikers, PTT had an idea brilliant: "And if I delete most departments, which serve only to slam the money we do not, and replace them with a super-fighting government self-financed? "
sooner said than done. Taking advantage of the presence in Paris of its governors overseas, PTT met and spoke to them. They listened and agreed, enthusiastic.
Result: This Wednesday, July 14, PTT to announce the following Françafrique stunned :
"My dear fellow, I decided
a shake. I thanked all the members Government to replace the B5B (The Gang of Five Bis). I myself hold the offices of President and Prime Minister. I announce that I have appointed a new government composed of:
1 - Deby-the-Deep Minister Pipeline Juicy and Kalashnikovs Pests
2 - Denis Cachou -Esso, Minister of Derricks Compensation, Beach Boys, and Pearl Rivers
3 - Abdoulaye Kilowatt , Minister of Arts and Renaissance Maousse Costauds FranCafrican bathed in oil (peanut, as it should)
4 - Bastard Djibo , Minister of Mines Uranium Open Air With a bright future and democratic restoration Supreme
5 - Fort Eyademammamia , Minister for Electoral dynastic succession and port charges exorbitant
5a - Gros Guigui Soro, Secretary General Government with the rank of Minister of the Forces Nouvelles in perpetual renewal and Chocolate Candy.
All these ministers themselves will fund the operating budget of their ministries; no longer need to sit in oversized and expensive buildings - which will be sold to the highest bidder - They reside during their brief stay in Paris for the weekly cabinet meetings in the Annex to the Elysee.
My fellow citizens, I will convene in early September
Congress at Versailles he adopts the Constitution of the 5th Republic ca.
I wish you a happy holiday. No need to go cram you on the beaches polluted, so stay cool at home, in front of your television, which offers all summer quality performances, prepared by my dear Abdoulaye Kilowatt.
Françafrique Cheers, long live the 5a! "
Because, you see, all departmental staff and étato-Secretarial had launched a protest movement sense: they demanded the right to pensions consistent, regardless of the number of years spent in morocco and folding .
Grand Toubab (also known as PTT, Small to Toubab Heels) consulted its GCP (Grand Fragrant Accountant): "Say, Miss Lily asks if we can afford to fund it." Great response Lili: "No way to finance your incapable of Viagra."
Once dismissed the strikers, PTT had an idea brilliant: "And if I delete most departments, which serve only to slam the money we do not, and replace them with a super-fighting government self-financed? "
sooner said than done. Taking advantage of the presence in Paris of its governors overseas, PTT met and spoke to them. They listened and agreed, enthusiastic.
Result: This Wednesday, July 14, PTT to announce the following Françafrique stunned :
"My dear fellow, I decided
a shake. I thanked all the members Government to replace the B5B (The Gang of Five Bis). I myself hold the offices of President and Prime Minister. I announce that I have appointed a new government composed of:
1 - Deby-the-Deep Minister Pipeline Juicy and Kalashnikovs Pests
2 - Denis Cachou -Esso, Minister of Derricks Compensation, Beach Boys, and Pearl Rivers
3 - Abdoulaye Kilowatt , Minister of Arts and Renaissance Maousse Costauds FranCafrican bathed in oil (peanut, as it should)
4 - Bastard Djibo , Minister of Mines Uranium Open Air With a bright future and democratic restoration Supreme
5 - Fort Eyademammamia , Minister for Electoral dynastic succession and port charges exorbitant
5a - Gros Guigui Soro, Secretary General Government with the rank of Minister of the Forces Nouvelles in perpetual renewal and Chocolate Candy.
All these ministers themselves will fund the operating budget of their ministries; no longer need to sit in oversized and expensive buildings - which will be sold to the highest bidder - They reside during their brief stay in Paris for the weekly cabinet meetings in the Annex to the Elysee.
My fellow citizens, I will convene in early September
Congress at Versailles he adopts the Constitution of the 5th Republic ca.
I wish you a happy holiday. No need to go cram you on the beaches polluted, so stay cool at home, in front of your television, which offers all summer quality performances, prepared by my dear Abdoulaye Kilowatt.
Françafrique Cheers, long live the 5a! "
PS Ayman El Kayman for use by Parisians
Call for expression of July 13, 2010 18H Republic Square (corner of boulevard Magenta)
50 years of French Africa, Enough!
Stop supporting dictators! Support the African people!
July 14 in Paris, military units from 14 African countries will parade on the Champs - Elysees, alongside French troops. Convened by Nicolas Sarkozy, the leaders, lifelong friends of France and networks of Françafrique: the Gnassingbe (Togo), Bongo (Gabon), Compaore (Burkina Faso), Deby (Chad), Sassou Nguesso (Congo Brazzaville), Biya (Cameroon) will be present in the Presidential. Read
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